80 percent straight – I was drunk the other 20% of the time.
This is such a funny sign, I just love it. Great gag gift for a friend with a sense of humor.
The hand burned image is mounted on 3/4 in solid pine sustainable wood. Measures 6 inches high by 9 inches wide.
The handle can be bent down to make it self standing so it can sit on a table or counter top. But it is very stiff and is not easy to bend back once stretched out (see pictures.) You can choose to make this sign a 3 key holder if you wish.
And as with all our signs you can change how the sign reads, that is your choice.